F*ck Self-Help.
Become Your WICKEDself
Results, not excuses. Progress, not processing. Action, not analysis. The personal upgrade that helps you get everything you want in life.
What We Can't Stand
You've been living someone else's idea of who you should be. Smaller, safer, labeled, more polite than who you actually are. Here's what we're against:
🚫 Thinking something needs to be 'fixed'
🚫 Analyzing the past
🚫 Endless talking on a couch
🚫 Results that take forever
🚫 Fake positivity
🚫 Not being real
🚫 Lame ass courses that nobody uses
If you want these - you're not one of us!
What We Stand For
For people who want a personal upgrade to live bigger, experience more, dream bigger, feel deeper, and get all the success they desire. Here's what we stand for:
✅ Taking Massive Action
We stand for people who stop planning and start doing. Who take the leap before they feel ready. Who understand that action creates clarity, not the other way around.
✅ Becoming Undeniable
People who walk into rooms and change the energy. Who speak and people listen. Who command respect without asking for it. Who are impossible to ignore or dismiss.
✅ Living Your Actual Identity
We stand for people who refuse to live watered-down versions of themselves. Who show up authentic, unfiltered, and unapologetic. Who are themselves, not who they think they should be
✅ Results Over Comfort
We stand for people who choose growth over comfort, truth over facades, impact over invisibility. Who measure success by what actually changes in their life.
✅ Having Fun
This isn't some course or coaching. It's entertainment, adventure, spontaneity, and a damn good time. Life's should be fun - not more work.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO Become YOUR WICKEDSELF™
The Kickass Personal Upgrade that isn't boring, isn't 'work', and changes your life before your eyes. As a member, here's what you're getting:
⚡The Ignition-
The power-packed launch that gets you moving toward what you want from day one. We show you exactly how to build momentum fast and keep it going. Most people spend weeks planning—you'll be in motion and seeing results immediately.
⚡The Weekly WickedSelf™ Stream -
Daily stream that keeps you moving forward, keep you guessing, and keep you in touch with action. No predictable motivational fluff - just sharp, surprising content that propels you toward what you want.
⚡Access to the JOLTS -
7-Day 'quick hits' that accelerate your progress toward what you want. Each one is focused on once area and designed to create immediate forward movement to restart or keep you gaining ground.
⚡Access to the TRIPS -
Focused and Powerful 14-Day experiences that expand what you believe is possible and show you new ways to get everything you want. These open up possibilities you didn't even know existed.
⚡Quarterly Wicked Challenges -
Bitchin' 30-day games we play together that accelerate your progress toward what you want. These create an amazing sense of momentum and connection as we all push forward together.
⚡The Arsenal -
Our growing collection of resources that help you get what you want faster. New additions every month.
⚡Random Shit that You'll Love -
Shit that we think that will help you get results faster, have more fun, or just random and fun that we think will make you piss your pants.
About a $2,174 value - but who knows, we suck at math
If You're Ready for the Most Badass Personal Upgrade on the Planet -
Join Us Today!
Fuck Ya - Yearly Membership
$7/month
Save 72% (8-Months Free) - $84 yearly
🛡️ 90-Day Wicked Guarantee
If you don't see measurable changes in how you show up in the world, if people don't start treating you differently—you'll get every penny back. No questions, no hassle, no bullshit.
⚡Instant Access ⚡Limited Time Only
Monthly Membership
$25/month
🛡️ 30-Day Wicked Guarantee
If you don't see measurable changes in how you show up in the world, if people don't start treating you differently—you'll get every penny back. No questions, no hassle, no bullshit.
⚡Instant Access
FAQs
What the Fuck is WickedSelf™?
This isn't therapy. It's not coaching. It's not another feel-good program that leaves you exactly where you started.
WickedSelf™ is a five-alarm hijack disguised as an unhinged, story-driven experience. It's built for people who want to stop waiting and start taking action—and then make the world catch up.
No bullshit. No hand-holding. Just a no-nonsense system that gets you moving.
Stop working on yourself. Start getting everything you want in life.
Is This Going to Take Work?
It's the amount of work a slacker in detention would want to do. Just enough work to make the change but not enough to get extra credit or takeover your entire life.
No long journaling, no 10-step morning routine, no maximizing your day, no meditation, no reading long books or taking boring courses... just a few minutes maximum per day if you choose - you're not forced to do anything.
What Kinda Stuff Does This Help?
What do you want?
Want to actually be yourself 24/7? More money? Better relationships? Be happier? Love your job? Travel more? Be proud of yourself? Lose 40lbs?
Only you know what you truly want - so choose. There isn't a wrong answer.
Who Belongs and Who Doesn't Belong
If you want to 'take a journey', blame others for your life, talk about your feelings, rehash your past, bitch and complain, avoid taking action, or constantly look for someone else to solve your problems... You Don't Belong.
If you want more from life, if you're ready to take action and keep moving forward, if you want to get everything you deserve, if you're done waiting and ready to start winning, if you want results instead of excuses, and if you're willing to do what it takes to get what you want... You Belong.
This isn't for everyone.
How Fast Does It Work?
Usually quite quickly you'll notice a few changes. As time goes on, the momentum build more and more.
If we could actually tell you how fast you would get what you want in life, we'd be rich and retired.
What If I Think This is Bullshit?
You have a 30 or 90-Day 100% Money-Back Guarantee. No matter what, you cancel at anytime without any hoops to jump through. Quick & Easy and we'll never bill you again.
If you just want to bitch and complain without cancelling - we'll just cancel your membership for you and keep your money.
What About the Negative Reviews?
Fuck yes!
When people get pissed off and leave angry reviews, it means we're hitting exactly where it hurts. We're holding up a mirror they don't want to look into.
The truth? They're mad at themselves for not moving forward, and it's easier to trash us than face the fact that they're still exactly where they were last year.
People who are actually getting everything they want don't waste time writing angry reviews. They're too busy winning.
The negative reviews aren't a bug, they're a feature. They tell us we're doing exactly what we're supposed to do: separating the people who want more out of life from the people who want to stay stuck and complain about it.
If everyone loved us, we'd be doing something wrong.
Why Doesn't This Website Have More Information?
Because we don't care about looking fancy or trying to meet social norms. We are who we are, not ashamed, and ONLY here to help you get everything you want out of life.
The Time for Playing Small is Over
Your future self is waiting.
The only question is: how long will you wait?
